(Alert might sound racism) but its not really.

This is real, a turkey guy with very bad english went to a new company to find a new job.
Problem is, he forgot he whas not english.

Owner Company: Do you speak English ?

Turkey: Yes!

Owner Company: Name ?

Turkey: Abdul al-Rhazib.

Owner Company: Sex ?

Turkey: Three to five times a week.

Owner Company: No, no... I mean male or female.

Turkey: Yes, male, female, sometimes camel.

Owner Company: Holy cow!

Turkey: Yes, cow, sheep, animals in general.

Owner Company: but isn't that hostile?

Turkey: Horse style, doggy style, any style!

Owner Company: oh dear!

Turkey: No, no! Deer run to fast!....!!!!!!!!

Heh, funny That remindns me of that anectote:

Somewhere in Texas a man entered the ammo shop and asked a seller to show him some guns.

Seller: Hey. What kind of gun you are looking for?

Customer: A big one. Really big, you know. To shoot cans.

Seller: A big one to shoot cans? Exuse me, but what kind of cans you are going to shoot with such a big gun?

Customer: Oh, different ones. Mexi-cans, puertori-cans, aforameri-cans...

Sagotta wrote:Heh, funny That remindns me of that anectote:

Somewhere in Texas a man entered the ammo shop and asked a seller to show him some guns.

Seller: Hey. What kind of gun you are looking for?

Customer: A big one. Really big, you know. To shoot cans.

Seller: A big one to shoot cans? Exuse me, but what kind of cans you are going to shoot with such a big gun?

Customer: Oh, different ones. Mexi-cans, puertori-cans, aforameri-cans...

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